Posted 6 hours ago

fractalexplanations:

It’s the middle of the semester. It is not the time to switch up your seats in class.

Posted 6 hours ago

lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

Posted 6 hours ago

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

Posted 6 hours ago

Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

kiaxet:

muirin007:

themaskednegro:

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I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

FINALLY

FINALLY

Posted 6 hours ago
overlyprocessedthoughtsxo:

distorment:

uhouse:

nobledrewali:

chipcococafe:

rectumofglory:

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING

NO RICE NO LIFE.

finally people understand me .

i need this right now

my life


Love rice!

overlyprocessedthoughtsxo:

distorment:

uhouse:

nobledrewali:

chipcococafe:

rectumofglory:

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING

NO RICE NO LIFE.

finally people understand me .

i need this right now

my life

Love rice!

Posted 6 hours ago
justgoingwithlife:

unstable-wonderland:

s3asick-s0uls:

This is the best one I’ve seen

I’d just like to point out that the paper says “the louder they laugh, the harder it is for them to hear you cry” and that breaks my heart

Wow…

justgoingwithlife:

unstable-wonderland:

s3asick-s0uls:

This is the best one I’ve seen

I’d just like to point out that the paper says “the louder they laugh, the harder it is for them to hear you cry” and that breaks my heart

Wow…

(Source: madasahatter-highasakite)

Posted 6 hours ago

vampire-gerard:

stretchedlobes:

my fucking heart

He is sitting on tOP OF THAT DOGS HEAD FUCK FUCK FUcK

(Source: poyzn)

Posted 18 hours ago

When my alarm goes off in the morning

whatshouldwecallme:

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tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

Posted 4 days ago

helioscentrifuge:

goatinahat:

themattumblr:

The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have.

The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

Stop dividing by zero

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Posted 4 days ago
Something inside is hurting you – that’s why you need cigarettes or whiskey, or music turned so fucking loud you can’t think.
(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: unextinguished)

Posted 4 days ago
I’ll marry someone who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.
(via likespancakes)

(Source: grettypop)

Posted 4 days ago

0palspark:

When you finish a whole series in one sitting